“Well, I’ll learn her how to meddle. And looky here–you drop that school, you hear? I’ll learn
people to bring up a boy to put on airs over his own father and let on to be better’n what HE is.
You lemme catch you fooling around that school again, you hear? Your mother couldn’t read, and
she couldn’t write,fiesta power leveling, nuther, before she died. None of the family couldn’t before THEY died. I can’t;
and here you’re a- swelling yourself up like this. I ain’t the man to stand it–you hear? Say,buy star wars galaxies credits, lemme
hear you read.”
I took up a book and begun something about General Washington and the wars. When I’d read
about a half a minute, he fetched the book a whack with his hand and knocked it across the house.
“It’s so. You can do it. I had my doubts when you told me. Now looky here; you stop that putting
on frills. I won’t have it. I’ll lay for you, my smarty; and if I catch you about that school I’ll tan you
good. First you know you’ll get religion,warcraft gold, too. I never see such a son.”
He took up a little blue and yaller picture of some cows and a boy,fiesta gold, and says:
“What’s this?”
“It’s something they give me for learning my lessons good.”
He tore it up, and says:
“I’ll give you something better–I’ll give you a cowhide.”